parents’ Idiosyncrasies and massive stupidity

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Teachers ~ we’re that bunch of human beings where the majority would love to throw things with, and the parents especially, I really believe it now that they would love to stone us to death.

Nope. I am not kidding you. 

Apparently, this month is THE month where schools are bustling with lots of activities. And comes the Final Semester Exam, where we teachers had to construct, print, clips and prepare the papers on our own. HMs and Principals knew the fact, that by doing so, teachers would have to miss a class or two.

It’s normalcy in every schools. Except,maybe, my school…

My HM called me this morning, so I expected a long chat. Maybe about the Master Time Table, or some classes she would like me to take, well, that sort of talk.. Until, she broke the news to me …

Mervyn, you know, I’ve heard that about two weeks ago, the school received an anonymous call from a parent telling us that you have been missing classes… The call was attended by one of the PKs so they informed me of this.. I’ve been meaning to discuss you about this matter personally but since we’re so busy with the MGB and stuff, I only had the chance to talk to you about this matter today..now as the head of school, I know your whereabouts and I know that you’ve been entering classes. Rest assured that the parent (whom never mentioned his/her name) was not being rowdy and I would take this as a gesture of reminder, since the call was actually for me (my HM) and I was not there at the time of the call….”

What The Fuck?

The aftermath was intense, though I was able to keep my cool, I know deep inside me that I want to know this particular parent..and I KNOW the SCHOOL KNOWS … why bother keeping the truth from me.

I know how stupid some Sabahan parents could be. I know that out of their narrow-mindedness, there’s that heroic feeling if they have had slain a teacher with their cussing, temper and profanities. I tell you, they would go for months making up long tales about their triumph …I know that what my HM told me was just the icing of the cake, and I want to know more…

Me? deliberately skipping classes? Absofuckinglutely NOT!

What do I gain from skipping classes? Logic dictates that doing so only add to your woes; catching up with the syllabus, not to mention the students high chance of dwindling their academic performance. NO, I’m not a GURU MITHALI or such an angelic teacher but hey, I know my place at my school and nothing is more fulfilling other than being with the little brats in the classroom and watch as they grow and learn new things.

Why should I do such things? and what do I gain from doing so? These are the questions that kept me in line with my professional conscience, and yet, there are some fucking, shitty parents who just could not stop scratching their asses and have to blabber mouth about things which aren’t right at all.

Who is this Anonymous Fucking Jerk, a typical Idiotic Sabahan Parent who loves to bark at the wrong tree, at the wrong moment, place and time in this universe? What did I do in any ways that they would simply love seeing me going down? And to top thing all, that mother fucking asshole’s child is in one of my favorite class !!

1st of all, I am only human, with weaknesses and setbacks.And my HM knows me very well that I am a short tempered person. FYI, this is my second brush with parents this year, and it was never a beautiful story for the school nor for me. I know, the school knows whose that shit and his/her child and kept the information out of my knowledge cuz they know what would I do next…

I want to know who is this fuck-hole that had the nerves to tell me not to miss my class when I know I did NOT. It would be a very rare occasion for me to skip my class, and it would be because of other important matters i.e. courses, meetings, seminars etc. And I would never leave my class without any works. AND, AT ALL TIMES, I would slither my way out of situations where I would not be at school ~ which is a prove that I am not what that asshole insinuated me to be.

yes, I am writing this blog in anger and disgust. Stupid parents ought to just stay and home and teach their children by themselves. No need to send their child to school and be a fuckingly sooo prihatin and penyayang punya parent. Get lost, vamoose, It’ll be a few moments till I get my hands on who you are stupido, and for the time being …

 

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5 comments:

eLSa said...

vyn..my school pun ada ibubapa that so not thniking what r they done to us the teachers...tu bagus lg durang call skul..yg ibu bapa at my school direct line trus p PPD (1 bus lgtu)...kasi tau guru2 d sk**** malas masuk kelas/mengajar...and we who's behind the scene...our very own cigu!! he's really one hell son of bitch!!

Amanda Christine Wong said...

wow, how can that be? it's unbelievable how a person can resort to such shit throwing.

Master Mervyn said...

Elsa: I think this situation came up because sa ada tegur anak dia.. This particular boy have had been absent for so many times, so I told him yang kalau berterusan, dia boleh kena suspend from school for a week and bantuan² dia i.e SPBT, KWAPM boleh direview balik. I guess this boy kasi tembus ma parents dia...of course, this would be only a hunch for me tapi sa ada strong feeling yang itu la punca dia.. wah..parents skarang, jangan ungkit pasal KWAPM, nanti durang marah, regardless la anak diorang tu pandai ka tidak, rajin ka tidak, sampai sanggup buat mcmtu ma guru2 pula.. for them it's all for the money ~ fucking stupid betul.

Master Mervyn said...

Amanda: parents nowadays..they are 100 steps ahead of us. Teachers like us will always be in their cross-hairs, ready to be targeted and shot upon..

eLSa said...

ya...d 'parents' simply antar anak p skul then d teachers urus segala2nya..dari hujung rambut to kaki...lambat skit mula lah bising...wat worst is durang cakap "bagus x payah jd cigu kalau malas masuk klas"...mau sja sa balas.."spa suruh dulu x rajin2 blajar..sdah tua menyusahkan urang sja" but x kesampaian...malas mau gaduh sma urg tdk pandai pikir nie...and paling bikin panas ada cigu yg batu api urg kg...kunun dia sja yg paling rajin...