Just plain dumb XD


I don't know, is it me or is it the world is getting a bit waywardly dumb. I know China was littering with dumb English signposts everywhere prior to Beijing 2008 but the dumbness seems to have rooted into humanity's existence. Here's some dumb warning for a starter....

1. Keep away from children
    Little Ones Baby Lotion

2. WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.
    Clairol Herbal Essences Maximum Hold Hairspray

3 Final step: “Pull up underwear”.
   Unknown Tampons (Ed: you must be kidding me)

4. WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately.
Mentadent Dual Action Mouthwash (Ed:What the f..?!!)

5. Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital.
Listerine Mouthwash

6. Warning! Do not attempt to drive under, over, or through this truck. If you should choose to ignore this  warning, good luck and have fun! Do not pass on right side.
On Rear of Big Rig, San Francisco, CA

7. Made in America. Parts from Japan. Assembled in Mexico.
    Fender Guitar

8. Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.
   Ansell Condoms

9. Use for sex only – not to be eaten
    Trojan Condoms

10. You cannot save the world!
     Power Puff Girls Halloween Costume

Nuff said..~wink~


Daniel Chiam said...

Finally I just realize that you can post a comment! Haha! :P

Master Mervyn said...

Ya now that I've time to moderate all the comments hehehe :D